Savage Brunch; Scared out of my Rifts

Adventure Log 13
Wait? What? Crence? When?

Brought the nanos back to Castle Refuge which happened to be smoking/reeling from a recent attack by the Coalition.

Sonata hustled off to save her people. We gave her a bunch of shit about it just leaving castle refuge to fend for itself reaping the rewards of allegiance but not reciprocating.

Moved the package to a sealed room with researchers. Researchers got infected and Sweat had to burn them down. Has flashbacks to his coalition days burning DB families. Had a good drink with his buddy Lorko.

Barney Rebel reached out to Fred Frightstone to let him know we are "starting a band" such to inform him we have Ph33n1cks. Responded further to let him know "Hanging out with Serenade Supernova folks. Mac can raise the dead with his skills.".

Weiss spoke with Momo about raising the dead was Siren from Serenade Supernova. Vaguely remembers someone in the crowd on the night of the concert explosion had a case that could very much have been the base guitar. Odd he was in the crowd with it.

Since nano swarm is theoretically completely destroyed by Sweat in the room so we moved on to secondary mission; saving Sonata's people. So we head off to catch up with Sonata.

We do and there are vampires, one of which is Weiss' ex lover (wasn't a vampire at the time). Barney Rebel wants to be "eaten" by a vamp in a good way, but it wasn't in a good way. Everyone was really uncomfortable unsure if to kill Lena (vampire girl) or not. Weiss pries her off Barney Rebels neck.

We came across Yeyj with 30 other people. Weiss suddenly realizes Crence's behavior changed when he was kidnapped, and that he might have had his mind overwritten and his sabotaging our efforts.

Weiss admits to the team that Vera is in his head too from the memories and shares his theory that Crence is most likely compromised.

Sonata tried to help Weiss attempt to remove Vera from his head. Vera tried to strangle Weiss with his own arm so he removed it entirely.

Adventure Log 12: A visit to Stormspire
It's like the GM wasn't even trying

We’re on our way to the Stormspire to hopefully acquire the nano swarm before it’s far too late. Which it might be, because Geist is not “on the job” but we know he was tasked with acquiring the swarm with Valera died.

Valeras killswitch acquisition team: Geist, Lorena, Vlexi (half-dragon), Issac (mystic)

Stood in line for access to Stormspire arguing about if we are actually going to do the job when it comes to being time. Weiss is in his Glitterboy. Sonata did not see anyone interested in ratting about our argument.

Vlexi and Issac (connected via hive mind) eating noodles in the market.

Sonata puppets them into a nearby warehouse where Barney kneecaps them with a railgun. These guys don’t have much in the way of legs anymore.

“Nano Swarm is in the room at N 1732 E 4032 st.”

Sgt. Smush found a “Balls Deep” and a “Digi Hut” to make ball grenades and land mines

Located the nano swarm vial/box and the unfortunate Ph33nicks which led to Barney Rebel having to explain why he was somewhat familiar with what Ph33nicks is and why it might be in that particular room.

Adventure Log 6
Tower Raid


Adventures Log session 5
The Tower, also Gun Button!

Whelp, our dude got took. Mother fucker gone and grabbed and the magic man disappeared into the lay lines like a goddamn pussy. We did some recon and turned in info to the powers that be and followed a lead to a town. There was shopping, licking and we found out that the big fuckoff tower in the middle of town is, you guessed it, our buddies tower. So we're going to try and be quiet and sneak in hopefully without raising any alarms because we already know that we're unable to run as fast as the wizard. Aside from that we FINALLY GOT TO PRESS THE BIG BUTTON THAT SAYS "DO NOT PRESS" This was the highlight of my day. Turns out, the gun is a dude, he doesn't seem like he'd be all that fun to get blitzed with. Maybe someday.

Rifts Session 2

Some cat lady joined us from over the hill. Sweat was upset for some reason. Whatever, cats are cool. She had scouted another village nearby of the blue people like Yeyj. They were sick. We found out they had been offered a solution to their sickness by a salesman. I suspect he caused the problem merely to exploit the money for the solution. Turns out it was coming from a rift underneath town in a cave system. I dove in. The rift was amazing. I’d never seen anything like it. I tried scraping Greg off the tubes at its base to cause its failure but ultimately we used Calenhad to shoot missiles at it and it was AWESOME!

Sgt. Smush Adventure Log 04.01.17

Crazy time-out guy threw my ball. I caught it. I'm like, seriously good at that shit. I met a giant robot guy. That has a small robot guy inside of it. SWEAT IS BACK. He looks meaty and delicious. Met some crazy guy and some lady. I went pee. Wasn't really paying attention. Big sword lady and crazy hair guy. Whatever. Tiny robot talks a lot. 

I'm just going to go hang out with Wilson. Cookies? Ball is better. Whatever.

Crazy guy that makes timeout symbols in the air said we're gonna find some Landopus' "We'll encounter some, I'm sure". 

Big bad magic storm happened. Hurt my head. Sweat got smushed by big robot when we went to the cave. HAH. Oh yeah. BEETLE! I could kill it. Force field sucks. Crazy guy pushed something in the awful nasty icky water. They THOUGHT beetle was dead, I killed it though. It's leg was moving. Wilson was pretty happy. I protected him and everyone else. I won.

OO! Money!


Rifts Session 1
"I found a button guys!"

Note: We are using the tag system for indicating that someone has worked on/added to an adventure log.

Started out meeting up with Crence and Yeyj. Crence informed us of our mission one week to the southeast. Cernce hesitant to talk about the specifics of the package we are helping deliver in the castle but caved. There is nano-tech from the old world that can infect and take over the host to produce hive minds. We'll be grabbing what we can and destroying the rest.

Momoko brought Weiss a stack of cookies and is uninterested in making cookies for Throttle. Weiss is excited about this.

Throttle played ball with SGT Smush, and finds Weiss awfully attractive.

Traveling, we encountered a ley line storm. Spotted a cave to take cover in. Boop tripped while hustling to cover, but Throttle was quick thinking was able to make his way back to her and carry her to safety. Sweat, however, got swept off his feet by the growing strength of wind and Weiss acting quickly managed to grab him out of the air and carry Sweat to safety.

Inside the cave we noticed an amazing metal chest with the initials VD (Varo Daverta) on it. There was a still and shimmering fury beetle on top of it. While discussing if we should try to open the chest, and planning how we are going to take care of the beetle, Throttle took a dip in the warm spring pool. Dipping under the water to see if there is more treasure, Throttle discovered a button and promptly pushed it. Coming up for air claiming that he found a button, Throttle sees that the fury beetle is now free and grabs his guns and take some shots with the warm water licking at his balls. Sweat and Yeyj locks down the fury beetle and Weiss gets the final blow.

3.3Million worth of treasure awaited in the chest with Boop making the good effort at lockpicking.


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